Funny Would You Rather Questions

Funny would you rather questions for a quick laugh

These funny would you rather questions are made for the first ten minutes of a party, when people are still standing around holding drinks and nobody knows what to say. Tap Next and a random card from a set of 55 silly dilemmas shows up. No answer is right, but somebody will get teased for theirs.

A taste of the deck:

• “Would you rather be chased by a hundred tiny ducks or one duck the size of a horse?”
• “Would you rather eat soup with a fork or cereal with a knife?”
• “Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?”

How to run it

1. Open the page and hold up your phone, or put it on a TV.
2. Read the card in your most serious voice. It helps.
3. Count down from three and have everyone shout their pick.
4. Hit Next, the space bar or the right arrow for the next card.

The “Seen so far” list keeps track of what you have already used, and Start over reshuffles the whole set.

Party warm up games

Defend your answer

After the vote, the smaller side has to explain their choice in one sentence. The bigger side votes on whether the argument was good enough to switch. Swapping sides is allowed and encouraged.

Act it out

Pick one player to act out the answer they chose without talking. The rest guess which side they took. Plenty of cards in this deck involve silly walks and strange voices, so expect some performances.

Lightning round

Set a one minute timer and see how many cards the group can get through. No discussing, no explaining, just answer and move on.

Odd one out

Everyone answers at the same time. Anyone who ends up alone on their side gets a point. Highest score after ten cards picks the next game.

Where these work best

• Birthday parties and game nights as an opener before the board games come out.
• Family reunions, since many of these cards work for kids and grandparents alike.
• Team socials when you want people laughing instead of talking shop.
• Long lines at theme parks or concerts.

Tips for the person reading

Pause after the word “or”. It gives the second option a bigger laugh. If a card falls flat, skip it with Next and keep the pace up, since a silly game dies when it slows down. With a big crowd, hand the phone to a new reader every five cards so one person is not stuck hosting.

Random and fair

The cards are shuffled with your browser’s cryptographic random generator. You see every one of the 55 before any question repeats, and then the deck reshuffles on its own.

More silly games

For two word picks that split a room even faster, try the funny this or that questions. If the party wants to raise the stakes, move on to the truth or dare questions. The full would you rather questions deck has every set in one place.

Examples from this deck

A few of the 55 questions you can get above:

• Would you rather have hair that changes color with your mood or skin that glows in the dark?
• Would you rather have a bedroom on the ceiling or a bedroom underground?
• Would you rather wear pajamas to school every day or a fancy suit every day?
• Would you rather have a dishwasher that loads itself or a closet that folds your clothes?
• Would you rather hold hands everywhere you go or have a secret handshake?
• Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
• Would you rather have a nose that honks or ears that whistle?
• Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
• Would you rather have a pet rock that talks or a pet goldfish that sings?
• Would you rather speak only in questions or only in a movie trailer voice?
• Would you rather be a talking banana or a dancing taco?
• Would you rather have every door you open squeak loudly or every chair you sit on creak?